Best New 250 Cool Whatspp Status Latest and Updated

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Best New 250 Cool Whatspp Status Latest and Updated


These latest status list are all in one that means you find Inspirational, Funny, Love, cool, motivational, Attitude and Different type of categories in this articles. You can also these whatsapp status for Year 2015. These Whatsapp Status are one of the best way to describing who you are.

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  1. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
  2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
  3. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  5. The road to success is always under construction.
  6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  7. Born to express not to impress.
  8. Silent people have the loudest minds.
  9. Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
  10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
  12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  13. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
  14. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
  15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  16. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
  17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
  18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
  19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
  20. When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  22. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  26. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  28. Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
  29. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  31. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  34. I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
  35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
  36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
  37. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
  39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
  40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  41. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  42. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
  43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
  44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
  46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
  47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  48. Person you love is 72.8% water.
  49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
  50. People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
  51. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  52. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
  53. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
  54. I drink to make other people interesting.
  55. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
  56. Save water drink beer.
  57. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  58. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
  59. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  60. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  61. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  62. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
  63. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
  64. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  65. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
  66. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  67. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
  68. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  69. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  70. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
  71. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  72. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  73. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  74. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
  75. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  76. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  77. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
  78. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
  79. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  80. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  81. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  82. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
  83. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
  84. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
  85. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
  86. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  87. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  88. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  89. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
  90. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  91. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
  92. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
  93. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  94. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
  95. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  96. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  97. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
  98. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
  99. “Success” all depends on the second letter.
  100. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  101. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  102. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
  103. Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
  104. After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
  105. 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
  106. SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
  107. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
  108. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
  109. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
  110. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
  111. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
  112. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  113. Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.
  114. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
  115. Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
  116. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
  117. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
  118. A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
  119. Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
  120. “I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
  121. I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
  122. The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
  123. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
  124. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
  125. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
  126. Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
  127. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
  128. I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
  129. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
  130. If you resolve to give up drinking, You don’t actually live longer, It’s just seems longer.
  131. There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
  132. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
  133. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
  134. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
  135. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
  136. If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
  137. Trust in God, But lock your car.
  138. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
  139. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  140. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  141. I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
  142. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday     
  143. There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
  144. Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
  145. Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
  146. Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂
  147. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 😛 
  148. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops. 
  149. typing….
  150. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂
  151. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.  
  152. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
  153. “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore. 
  154.  I just want to die young as late as possible.
  155. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
  156. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
  157. Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
  158. My attitude based on how you treat me.
  159. So you’re checking my status… 😀
  160. My _|_ salutes you.
  161. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
  162. If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
  163. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t 😉
  164. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  165. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  166. May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
  167. I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
  168. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
  169. If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
  170. Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
  171. My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
  172. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
  173. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  174. Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
  175. I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
  176. I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  177. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  178. If i had the world in mah hands, i’d give it all to you 🙂 
  179. If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 
  180. Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3 
  181. Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 
  182.  As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.
  183. “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
  184. Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  185. “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
  186. You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn
  187. When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
  188. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
  189. Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz
  190. Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. –  Alan benett
  191. If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
  192. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
  193. If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
  194. When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
  195. A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar
  196. And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
  197. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
  198. Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
  199. Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
  200. Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
  201. Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
  202. An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.
  203. Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
  204. It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.
  205. Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
  206. All great changes are preceded by chaos.
  207. One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
  208. A true businessman always does business out of courage.
  209. People don’t cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
  210. Don’t give up what you want most, for what you want now. 
  211. The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
  212. Happiness is not the absence of problems.  It’s the ability to deal with them.
  213. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
  214. Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
  215. The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
  216. It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.
  217. I’ve got nothing to do today but smile. – Paul Simon
  218. A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
  219. All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.
  220. Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
  221. One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. I was worth the fight.
  222. Love yourself. Love your day.  Love your life.
  223. Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
  224. Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. 
  225. Do a little more each day than you think you can.
  226. You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
  227. Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
  228. It’s a good day to have a good day.
  229. You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
  230. The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
  231. Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
  232. May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth.
  233. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
  234. We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
  235. Life is too short to remove USB Safely.
  236. A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.
  237. I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
  238. When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
  239. The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
  240. Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
  241. Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
  242. The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
  243. Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
  244. Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
  245. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  246. “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
  247. Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
  248. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
  249. I am not a Villain.
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